Japlish Time!

So it's been quite a while, but here's a little response to Shaolin Steele's stupid signs/product names in Germany. They're not particularly rude, but I find them amusing:

Here's a classic; a well known brand of men's toiletries here in Japan.



This isn't Japanese, but I saw it in a Japanese pet store and it's funny, so it must be included!



Here's something on an apron I saw in a shop window. I'm not sure if this is supposed to get you excited for apples or for some "juicy time" with the wearer...



And to finish up, here's some general lunacy and mauling of the English language in an optician's:







Next time, I'll up some mad Super Mario pics as well as some other mad crap I came across recently. Happy Halloween!

Till next time, fellow Nerf Herders!

Hanky Lanky Wanky Spanky Skanky Manky Panky!!!!

Hey there, Nerfherders, what's up?

I'm still waiting for my copy of Halo 3 to arrive, but that's a story I'll get into properly soon.

And now Orange Box is out - winter releases are packed too close together. Tis often said, but only because it's true!

Anyway, in response to Shaolinsteele's stupid sign shenanigans recently, here is one of my fave recent stupid pics and the TV advert that goes with it:

inoue mao-meiji Panky
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Waiting for Halot (Geddit? Godot, "Halot"?)

Oh, please yourselves, to quote Frankie Howerd. (^_^)

Yeah, I haven't blogged in ages, because of the usual stuff, yadda, yadda.




Well, Halo 3, a.k.a. known as the Second Coming has happened. Millions have seen the ending. Billions of hours have probably been spent by people splatting Spartan or Covenant with the Gravity Hammer in multiplayer. Hell, even Japan got a virtually simultaneous release! And yet... there's something wrong with this picture... oh yeah, I'm still waiting for me copy of Halo 3 to arrive! I doubt it's the fault of Play-Asia, as they sent my order out on the day of release. Maybe something got futzed while my game was in the post. Could be, what with the privatisation of the Japanese Postal service happening this week! Who knows? I just want to join in on the Halo fun with everybody else. Guess I'll just have to make do with Devil May Cry 2 from my Pile O' Shame till it arrives...

If you're reading this Alexandra, hopefully I'll see you on Waitlo 3 soon! (^o^)